A scarecrow's favorite fruit? 🤔 Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! 🍓🌾
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the 🌾 emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 15, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Mzee (Guest) on April 5, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 4, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Yusra (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 21, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
John Kamande (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Fadhila (Guest) on March 13, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 9, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Muslima (Guest) on March 3, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 9, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 8, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Jamal (Guest) on January 26, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Yahya (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Biashara (Guest) on December 23, 2015
😄 Too good!
Abdillah (Guest) on December 12, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 23, 2015
😄 What a joke!
Nchi (Guest) on November 21, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 21, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 17, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 16, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 14, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 1, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Nashon (Guest) on November 1, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 30, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Mjaka (Guest) on October 14, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 12, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 7, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Bahati (Guest) on October 2, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 26, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Ali (Guest) on September 26, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 15, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 27, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Bakari (Guest) on August 27, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Halimah (Guest) on August 22, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 19, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 14, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 13, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 12, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 9, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 29, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 29, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 26, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Zainab (Guest) on June 25, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Mgeni (Guest) on May 24, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 21, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 7, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 27, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 27, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Hashim (Guest) on March 24, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 13, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Khamis (Guest) on March 7, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 7, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Sofia (Guest) on March 5, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Kazija (Guest) on March 4, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️