What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 3, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 28, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Nassor (Guest) on December 27, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 24, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 21, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 21, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Abubakari (Guest) on December 20, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 16, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 15, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 29, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Asha (Guest) on November 25, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 1, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Khatib (Guest) on October 10, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 29, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on September 22, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 14, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Hashim (Guest) on September 12, 2015

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 10, 2015

😆 That punchline!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 7, 2015

😄 You got me good!

Tambwe (Guest) on September 5, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 3, 2015

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 19, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 5, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nchi (Guest) on August 5, 2015

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2015

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 29, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 28, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 24, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Neema (Guest) on July 21, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on July 11, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Nuru (Guest) on June 26, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 23, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 22, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

James Mduma (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Issack (Guest) on June 7, 2015

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 4, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 1, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 28, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 23, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Neema (Guest) on May 17, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 13, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 9, 2015

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Kahina (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 7, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 7, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Fatuma (Guest) on May 6, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 3, 2015

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Selemani (Guest) on April 24, 2015

😄 What a joke!

Mchawi (Guest) on April 14, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Maulid (Guest) on April 8, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 7, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Zulekha (Guest) on April 4, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 3, 2015

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

James Kimani (Guest) on March 31, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 30, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Rukia (Guest) on March 22, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅