What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?

Yahya (Guest) on May 2, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Kazija (Guest) on April 27, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 22, 2016

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 10, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mwanais (Guest) on April 9, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Hawa (Guest) on April 6, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 4, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 30, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Baridi (Guest) on March 26, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 23, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 20, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 14, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 11, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 11, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 26, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Fatuma (Guest) on February 17, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 15, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 12, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Nchi (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 5, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Maimuna (Guest) on February 1, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Maulid (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 2, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Nchi (Guest) on December 31, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 25, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mariam (Guest) on December 22, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 18, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mustafa (Guest) on December 6, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Selemani (Guest) on November 28, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

John Lissu (Guest) on November 28, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Baridi (Guest) on November 24, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Yusuf (Guest) on November 20, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 16, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 7, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 4, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 3, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Faiza (Guest) on October 16, 2015

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Salma (Guest) on October 11, 2015

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Rubea (Guest) on September 27, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Bahati (Guest) on September 24, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Rahim (Guest) on September 19, 2015

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 12, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Selemani (Guest) on September 6, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Asha (Guest) on September 6, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 24, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Zawadi (Guest) on August 23, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 23, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 15, 2015

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Bahati (Guest) on July 11, 2015

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 4, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 28, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Rukia (Guest) on May 9, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Shabani (Guest) on April 23, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 20, 2015

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 18, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 11, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 6, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Binti (Guest) on April 5, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣