Answer: Roll your eyes back; it's a competition! ππ
Explanation: When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, the best way to handle it is with a hilarious comeback! By rolling your eyes back, you're playfully showing that you're not taking it seriously and turning it into a friendly eye-rolling duel. It adds a touch of humor to the situation and diffuses any tension. So, go ahead and unleash your eye-rolling skills, and may the best eye-roller win! πππΌ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 13, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 12, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 2, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Nassor (Guest) on December 28, 2015
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Mgeni (Guest) on December 25, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 24, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Safiya (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 14, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 7, 2015
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 2, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 24, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 10, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
John Malisa (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Halimah (Guest) on November 4, 2015
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Salum (Guest) on October 26, 2015
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 26, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 24, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 20, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 18, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Asha (Guest) on October 14, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Faiza (Guest) on October 10, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2015
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 26, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Fadhili (Guest) on September 23, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 2, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 28, 2015
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 17, 2015
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 16, 2015
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Mustafa (Guest) on August 15, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 12, 2015
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 12, 2015
π Nailed it!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 4, 2015
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Hassan (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 28, 2015
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Maida (Guest) on July 26, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 15, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Shamsa (Guest) on July 14, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Shukuru (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Halima (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Rehema (Guest) on July 9, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Rubea (Guest) on June 13, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Hashim (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Salima (Guest) on May 22, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 21, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Ahmed (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Hashim (Guest) on May 15, 2015
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Rukia (Guest) on April 27, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! π
Nahida (Guest) on April 26, 2015
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Majid (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 14, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 13, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ