What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 8, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 29, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 27, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 21, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

George Tenga (Guest) on February 21, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Faiza (Guest) on February 7, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Sekela (Guest) on February 6, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Omar (Guest) on February 5, 2016

😂 So funny!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 5, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 2, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 2, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 25, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 23, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 10, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Amina (Guest) on January 5, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 1, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 15, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 14, 2015

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Josephine (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Omari (Guest) on December 12, 2015

😆 Still cracking up!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 11, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

John Lissu (Guest) on November 20, 2015

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Abdullah (Guest) on November 15, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Leila (Guest) on November 9, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Salima (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 30, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 24, 2015

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Mchawi (Guest) on October 20, 2015

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 9, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 17, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Hassan (Guest) on September 12, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 19, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 6, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 2, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Mzee (Guest) on July 21, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Amir (Guest) on July 20, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Nassar (Guest) on July 18, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 15, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Halima (Guest) on July 9, 2015

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 8, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Omar (Guest) on July 2, 2015

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Sumaya (Guest) on June 22, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 22, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

John Kamande (Guest) on June 15, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 7, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 2, 2015

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 31, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 15, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 9, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

George Tenga (Guest) on May 5, 2015

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 26, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Rahma (Guest) on April 6, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 5, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 27, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷