The snowman had a frosty flakes cereal for breakfast! ❄️🥣
Explanation: This answer is funny because we imagine a snowman eating a breakfast cereal made of frosty flakes, which is a play on words with "Frosted Flakes" cereal. It creates a humorous image of a snowman munching on a frosty breakfast treat, adding a playful twist to the riddle. The snowflake emoji and bowl emoji further enhance the whimsical nature of the response.
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 23, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 23, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 20, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 21, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 19, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Omar (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
John Mushi (Guest) on March 9, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 26, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 25, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Omar (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Maimuna (Guest) on February 8, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Nchi (Guest) on February 1, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 27, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 17, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Hassan (Guest) on January 9, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Shukuru (Guest) on January 5, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
Zulekha (Guest) on December 26, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 15, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 12, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Salma (Guest) on December 8, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 4, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 2, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 26, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 29, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 25, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Zubeida (Guest) on October 13, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 8, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
David Chacha (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Zulekha (Guest) on September 19, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Juma (Guest) on September 15, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Majid (Guest) on September 9, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
Kheri (Guest) on September 5, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 29, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 27, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Azima (Guest) on August 23, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 20, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 16, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 13, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 7, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Rashid (Guest) on August 2, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 9, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 29, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Maida (Guest) on June 27, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Faiza (Guest) on June 24, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Abdullah (Guest) on June 24, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 23, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Majid (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Maneno (Guest) on June 11, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Makame (Guest) on June 1, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Salum (Guest) on May 30, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Kazija (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Fatuma (Guest) on May 9, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 6, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 2, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Mzee (Guest) on May 1, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
Mashaka (Guest) on April 19, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 15, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!