Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the 😄 emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 20, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Binti (Guest) on November 18, 2015
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 17, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 17, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Salima (Guest) on November 14, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Jamal (Guest) on October 31, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 29, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 18, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
Salum (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 18, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 18, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 13, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 6, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Tabu (Guest) on September 3, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 1, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 30, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 18, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 3, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 1, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Shamim (Guest) on July 20, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Mzee (Guest) on July 19, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 18, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Baridi (Guest) on July 16, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Josephine (Guest) on June 24, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 23, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Yusra (Guest) on June 18, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 13, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 10, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 29, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 20, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Khamis (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Tambwe (Guest) on May 18, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 14, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 12, 2015
😁 This is gold!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 8, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Yahya (Guest) on May 7, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 6, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Saidi (Guest) on May 2, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Nasra (Guest) on April 11, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 7, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 24, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 3, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 21, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
John Kamande (Guest) on February 15, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Bahati (Guest) on February 15, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Zawadi (Guest) on February 13, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 13, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 12, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 6, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Hassan (Guest) on February 5, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 31, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤