The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation:
The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. 🎶🏗️
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Maneno (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Neema (Guest) on December 1, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Hekima (Guest) on November 23, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 31, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Nasra (Guest) on October 19, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Shamim (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Amina (Guest) on October 13, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Shabani (Guest) on October 13, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Mgeni (Guest) on October 10, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Rashid (Guest) on September 30, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Raha (Guest) on September 14, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Shamsa (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Azima (Guest) on September 6, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Maimuna (Guest) on September 4, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Abdillah (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Muslima (Guest) on August 31, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Sekela (Guest) on August 30, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Abdillah (Guest) on August 29, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 20, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 8, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Arifa (Guest) on August 7, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Hassan (Guest) on August 6, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Hassan (Guest) on July 27, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 25, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Binti (Guest) on July 19, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Masika (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Abubakar (Guest) on June 28, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Mashaka (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Abdullah (Guest) on June 27, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Kiza (Guest) on June 26, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Zawadi (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Ahmed (Guest) on June 16, 2015
😁 This made my day!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 12, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 4, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Nasra (Guest) on June 4, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 2, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 1, 2015
😂 So funny!
Nassar (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 20, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Khalifa (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Khatib (Guest) on May 19, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 14, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Khamis (Guest) on May 13, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 10, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 10, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 25, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 24, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 13, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Sharifa (Guest) on April 6, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Masika (Guest) on April 4, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 4, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 4, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 16, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃