What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?

Fadhili (Guest) on December 21, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 8, 2015

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Sharifa (Guest) on December 6, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 5, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mchawi (Guest) on November 28, 2015

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 24, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Shamsa (Guest) on November 14, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Abdillah (Guest) on November 14, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 10, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 23, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 21, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Kiza (Guest) on October 17, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Sultan (Guest) on October 15, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Arifa (Guest) on October 11, 2015

😄 What a joke!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Hekima (Guest) on September 30, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Umi (Guest) on September 19, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 13, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 12, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

John Mushi (Guest) on September 4, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Nuru (Guest) on September 4, 2015

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 4, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 1, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Josephine (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Husna (Guest) on August 17, 2015

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mchuma (Guest) on August 16, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 16, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Raha (Guest) on August 15, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 14, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 12, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 11, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Shamim (Guest) on July 21, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Amani (Guest) on July 13, 2015

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 2, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 28, 2015

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 22, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 19, 2015

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

James Malima (Guest) on June 17, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Rabia (Guest) on June 10, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 9, 2015

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 4, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Habiba (Guest) on May 26, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

James Malima (Guest) on May 25, 2015

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 20, 2015

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 11, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 4, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 26, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 23, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Masika (Guest) on April 21, 2015

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 15, 2015

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Josephine (Guest) on April 14, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 12, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

John Mushi (Guest) on April 12, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 9, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 27, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Selemani (Guest) on March 21, 2015

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mustafa (Guest) on March 18, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 17, 2015

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 13, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Faiza (Guest) on March 7, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪