An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! ๐๐ฆต
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 13, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
James Malima (Guest) on April 9, 2016
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Jafari (Guest) on April 3, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Nchi (Guest) on March 31, 2016
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 30, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on March 2, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 29, 2016
๐ This made my day!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 28, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 23, 2016
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 14, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 7, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 1, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 25, 2015
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 16, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Safiya (Guest) on December 9, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 24, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 9, 2015
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on September 25, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on September 24, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Sumaya (Guest) on September 22, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 13, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 3, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2015
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Sultan (Guest) on August 22, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 9, 2015
๐ Perfect joke!
Salum (Guest) on July 29, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 29, 2015
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 25, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 19, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 11, 2015
๐ I needed that!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 10, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 9, 2015
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Sultan (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 22, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 9, 2015
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Rukia (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 15, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 15, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Hekima (Guest) on March 30, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 17, 2015
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 16, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Arifa (Guest) on March 12, 2015
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Maulid (Guest) on March 2, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 26, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 22, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐