Funny Answer: 🧙♂️ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! 👻💀
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Arifa (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 10, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Khalifa (Guest) on February 2, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Zubeida (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 29, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 27, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
Omar (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Abdillah (Guest) on January 25, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 23, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Nashon (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Amani (Guest) on January 5, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
Nassar (Guest) on January 1, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Rehema (Guest) on November 25, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 17, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 11, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Fadhili (Guest) on October 28, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Aziza (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 21, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Ahmed (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 12, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Sultan (Guest) on October 9, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 9, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 25, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
John Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Zakaria (Guest) on September 7, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 3, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 29, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 28, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 16, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
John Mushi (Guest) on August 16, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Sarafina (Guest) on August 15, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 14, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 26, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 23, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Zakaria (Guest) on July 20, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Maida (Guest) on July 12, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Amina (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 25, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 6, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Sharifa (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Tabu (Guest) on May 20, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 15, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Khamis (Guest) on May 7, 2015
😄 What a joke!
Rubea (Guest) on May 3, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 29, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Baraka (Guest) on March 22, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 13, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 2, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Fikiri (Guest) on February 21, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Juma (Guest) on February 17, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Issack (Guest) on February 16, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆