Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 19, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Farida (Guest) on September 13, 2024

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 3, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 27, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Makame (Guest) on August 22, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 11, 2024

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 29, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 26, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Zulekha (Guest) on July 19, 2024

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Masika (Guest) on July 16, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 8, 2024

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 6, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Sofia (Guest) on June 20, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 9, 2024

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Sofia (Guest) on May 27, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Bakari (Guest) on May 25, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mzee (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 20, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Hekima (Guest) on May 17, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 17, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Abubakar (Guest) on May 13, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 30, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Jaffar (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 16, 2024

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 14, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 11, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 10, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Daudi (Guest) on March 27, 2024

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 27, 2024

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Sarafina (Guest) on March 16, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mchuma (Guest) on March 8, 2024

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Chum (Guest) on March 4, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Zainab (Guest) on March 1, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Yahya (Guest) on February 25, 2024

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 22, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Yahya (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 27, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 26, 2024

😅 I needed that!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 17, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Sultan (Guest) on January 6, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Halima (Guest) on December 29, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 21, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 17, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Daudi (Guest) on December 16, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Sarafina (Guest) on December 9, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 1, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 30, 2023

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 11, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 30, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 14, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

John Lissu (Guest) on October 12, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 11, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mashaka (Guest) on October 9, 2023

😂 I’m saving this one!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 5, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 4, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Shabani (Guest) on October 4, 2023

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴