The turkey, because it knows how to make everyone go "gobble, gobble"! 🦃👃
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "smells" as both a pleasant aroma and a clever play on words. By suggesting that the turkey smells the best, it adds a humorous twist since turkeys are typically the star of the Thanksgiving feast. The use of the turkey emoji and the phrase "gobble, gobble" further emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted tone.
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Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 22, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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😄 What a joke!
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Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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😆 That punchline!
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😄 You got me!
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I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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😄 Perfect joke!
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This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣