What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 24, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 4, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Shabani (Guest) on August 21, 2024

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 5, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Azima (Guest) on July 27, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 24, 2024

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 20, 2024

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 18, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 29, 2024

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Khalifa (Guest) on June 18, 2024

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 16, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 7, 2024

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 5, 2024

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 29, 2024

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Biashara (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 2, 2024

🤣 Pure genius!

Halima (Guest) on May 1, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 5, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 3, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Jafari (Guest) on March 24, 2024

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Rehema (Guest) on March 24, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 21, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 20, 2024

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 15, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Yusra (Guest) on March 9, 2024

😆 Saving this one!

Latifa (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 4, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2024

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 6, 2024

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 5, 2024

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 1, 2024

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Fikiri (Guest) on January 12, 2024

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 6, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 4, 2024

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Hamida (Guest) on January 2, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 24, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 21, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 18, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 13, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 7, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 27, 2023

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 25, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Josephine (Guest) on November 24, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mchuma (Guest) on November 22, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 20, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Selemani (Guest) on October 31, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 29, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 21, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

John Lissu (Guest) on October 21, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Ali (Guest) on October 20, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mjaka (Guest) on October 17, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Shamim (Guest) on October 15, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwanais (Guest) on October 13, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 7, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Latifa (Guest) on October 7, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 5, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓