Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! π§ββοΈπ§π
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ππ
Mhina (Guest) on September 5, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 1, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Abubakari (Guest) on August 26, 2024
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 17, 2024
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 5, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Ahmed (Guest) on July 25, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 21, 2024
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 21, 2024
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 16, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 11, 2024
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 7, 2024
π Still cracking up!
Nashon (Guest) on June 28, 2024
π Mood instantly lifted!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 28, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 16, 2024
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Zulekha (Guest) on June 15, 2024
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Nassor (Guest) on June 7, 2024
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Selemani (Guest) on June 5, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 30, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 29, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 27, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 19, 2024
π You got me!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 14, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 22, 2024
π This just made my day!
Juma (Guest) on April 21, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 19, 2024
π Canβt wait to share this!
Salma (Guest) on April 16, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 12, 2024
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 8, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 1, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Safiya (Guest) on March 25, 2024
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Wande (Guest) on March 25, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
John Kamande (Guest) on March 22, 2024
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
George Mallya (Guest) on March 7, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Mchuma (Guest) on March 5, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Nassar (Guest) on March 4, 2024
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Abdullah (Guest) on March 1, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 29, 2024
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 26, 2024
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 13, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Zakia (Guest) on February 8, 2024
π I needed that laugh!
Mustafa (Guest) on February 7, 2024
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 3, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 30, 2024
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 29, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 27, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 21, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 12, 2024
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 11, 2024
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 11, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 8, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Rehema (Guest) on January 2, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 29, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Shukuru (Guest) on December 28, 2023
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
George Tenga (Guest) on December 19, 2023
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
John Mushi (Guest) on December 18, 2023
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 13, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Shamsa (Guest) on December 10, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ