Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:36 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
SWALI: Nini maana ya matatizo..?
JIBU: matatizo ni pale unapopewa adhabu na mwanajeshi then akakuruhusu uondoke, lakini ukarukia pikipiki yako halafu ukapayuka..!!!!!Β Mwanajeshi, wee boya Tu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:54 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
High school Flashback!! . Watchman : Amkeni muende morning preps. Allan : Mimi ni mgonjwa. Watchman : Unaumwa na nini hiyo? Allan : Bionomial Nomenclature. Watchman : Eeh, lala tu kijana. Hiyo kitu ni mbaya. Imeuwa watu South Africa. ππππππππππ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:38 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Teacher: Who is a pharmacist?
Shemdoe raised up his hand.
Teacher: So itβs only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe? (There was no reply from the students)
Teacher: Ok now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko kumiβ¦. Shemdoe akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko kumi kumi vya kushiba darasa nzima
Teacher: Now, my dear Shemdoe tell this dumb students who a pharmacist isβ¦
Shemdoe: Yes, sir. A Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people. Shemdoe saiv amelazwa MOI kwa wataalam wa mifupa π
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:18 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mama mwenye nyumba anajipodoa anashinda saloon kujipodoa lakini house girl hata mafuta usoni hapaki lakini akipita na khanga yake moja tuu nyumba inatetemekaππππππππππππππ huu mchezo hautaki mekapu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:06 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
01.π Wale wanafunzi walioongoza Mashuleni, wanaenda kwenye Engineering na Medical school.
02.π Wale waliokuwa wa pili, wanachukua MBA na LLB na kuja kuwa Mameneja wa wanafunzi walioshika nafasi ya kwanza. 03.π Wale waliokuwa wa tatu, wanageukia Siasa na kuwaongoza wote hapo juu. Yaani wa kwanza na wa pili. 04.π Wale waliofeli, wanaenda Jeshi, hawa wakigoma, basi hao wa juu wote hawana raha. 05.π Wale waliopata Zero na waliokataa shule wanakuwa waganga wa kienyeji, wote hapo juu watamtafuta huyu, pale mambo yao yanapokwenda kombo. Tuache kudharauliana, kila mtu ni boss akiwa kwenye nafasi yake. πππππππππππππππ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:44 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alikuwa kwenye daladala pembeni kuna dada mrembo kakaa. Kamlia timing kwa muda kisha halafu akamuuliza "Samahani dada unaitwa Google?". Dada: "hapana, kwanini umedhani naitwa hivyo?". Jamaa: "Una kila kitu nnachokitafuta "π πππππππππ