Posts: 1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE - Topic 24

Angalia huyu ticha wa Hesabu alichofanyiwa

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:18:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Looku Looku* 👀👀

*Ama Kweli Mkuki Kwa Nguruwe kwa Binadamu Mchungu Skia Hii….!!*

*Ishawahi kutokea Pale nilipokutana njiani na mwalimu aliyekufundisha MATHS secondary afu akaniambia nimuelekeze njia ya kwenda sehemu fulani.*

*_Nenda mbele kama 2KM hivi kisha kata kushoto,ila hakikisha ANGLE inakuwa ni 30.5 KUSINI MASHARIKI.Kisha tumia PYTHAGORAS na hakikisha una FOUR FIGURE ili kupata thamani ya ANGLE._*

*Mwalimu alisonya na kuondoka.*😏😏😏😒😒

*Stakagi ujinga kabisa mimi, wakati ananichapa alifikiri sifa*😂😂

😅🙌🏽🙌🏽 *Mniache Tuu Mimi Sio Kwa Bifu Ilo Aiseee*🏃🏾

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Haya mapenzi jamani! Umewah kumpenda kwa kihivi??

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Sijui Kama ushawai fall in love ile haswaa..

yani unampenda mtoto hadi akikupigia ile sauti ilivo tamu unajiskia kutafuna na kuimeza hiyo simu

Akikuita tu "my love"unajiskia tu kuvua nguo mwenywe
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hicho kiupendo ukiwa nae unajskia unaweza piga wanaume 8 kwa pamoja

Yani ile love mtashinda pamoja kutwa nzima afu usiku unakopa salio umpigie muongee

Yani yale mapenz kiasi ukiona love story za romeo na Juliet unaona hakuna wanachofanya coz mapenz yao hayafikii yenu..

ile true love akikuangalia machoni akuguse mashavu afu akwambie,"I love u"
Unajishikilia kwenye ukuta usizimie..

yani ukimfikiria unaweza kulala chini ya kitanda Ku dilute hiyo feeling coz ni too much..

Umewahi kufeel hivyo??

Kama ushawai experience hivyo?? Basi HIYO SIYO "LOVE" NI "BANGI" PLZ ACHA KUTUMIA!
#ishakua_biashara_kichaa

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Mzee wa kichaga na hela zake. Angalia anachofanya

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mzee moja alikuwa kila usiku anapita mbele ya bank anasimama,kisha anapiga honi,akitoka askari mlinzi,anaondoka.Hilo jambo likamkera sana askari mlinzi, askari akawa na mvizia yule mzee wa kichaga ,siku alipokuja tena akamkamata, akamuuliza kwa nini unakuja unapiga honi kisha unakimbia? Mzee akasema: Haki ya mungu babaangu , Nina pesa zangu ktk account hapa bank naogopa usilale usingizi ndo maana kila siku usiku napita kukuangalia kama umelala!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Angalia nilivyomkomoa huyu dogo

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Kuna mtoto wa jirani ananibore sana kila nkimtuma kitu dukani lazima aonje,

Jana nlimtuma sukari akala yote..

Sahii nmemtuma superglue haongei Sipendi ujinga mimi

😡😡😡😡😡😡

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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyowafanyia watu uhuni bar

Jamaa kaingia Bar;
Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Jamaa kaingia Bar;
Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,

Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe supu na kila mtu humu ndani mpe supu maana ninapokunywa supu kila mtu lazima anywe supu. Watu wakapewa supu tena safari hii wakapiga makofi.
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe bili, na kila mtu humu ndani mpe bili maana wakati nalipa bili yangu kila mtu lazima alipe yake. Zogo lilianzia hapo…….

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Kilichotokea baada ya kumdanganya mchungaji wangu

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Jumapili baada ya kutoka KANISANI, Pastor akaona simu yangu niliyonunua LAKI 5,akaniuliza hiyo simu umenunua Bei gani?

Kwakuwa natoaga sadaka kidogo,na ZAKA ndo sijawahi kutoa,Nikamjibu nimenunua JANA,ELFU 50, akanipa LAKI MOJA,nikanunue mbili,yake na ya mke wake. Sa najaribu kumuuliza Mungu,kwanini kaamua kuniadhibu mbele ya mchungaji bila hata kunionya!

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Cheka kidogo hapa. Huyu Chizi Kachizika Kweli

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mvaa milegezo alizidiwa na pombe akaenda kulala dampo,

Chizi mwingne naye akaenda hukohuko, alipofika dampo akakuta mlevi kalala matako wazi,

chizi akaanza kuyashikashika huku akisema, kweli duniani kuna watu matajiri, haya matako si mazima kabisa wao wameyatupa!😆😆😆

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Watoto wa siku hizi ni shida! Angalia huyu mtoto anachomwambia baba yake

Ka ni wewe? DOGO: baba mi siendi tena shule inaonekana walimu hawana uhakika na majibu yao. BABA: Kwanini unasema hivyo?

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Ka ni wewe? DOGO: baba mi siendi tena shule inaonekana walimu hawana uhakika na majibu yao. BABA: Kwanini unasema hivyo? DOGO: juzi walisema 3+4= 7, jana wakasema 1+6=7, halafu leo wanasema 5+2=7 sasa huoni kama wanatuchanganya. ungekua wewe ungemjibu nini

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Dunia ina mambo! Angalia kilichotokea baada ya mgonjwa kuwekewa macho ya paka

Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka macho👀, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya paka🐈🐱, dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona?

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka macho👀, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya paka🐈🐱, dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona? jamaa: naona ila naona panya tu 👀🐀🐁🐀👀

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Duh! Hiki nacho chombo cha moto?

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:36 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

_Sheria inasema kila anaetembea na chombo cha moto barabarani sharti awe na leseni._
_Sasa hawa wauza kahawa mbona wanatembea na chombo cha moto lakini hawakamatwi 😡._
_Hizi sheria zinapendelea._
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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