Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:04 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

(KIFO NI NIN)
KIFO ni pale unapokosea text na kumtumia

BABA yako kipindi mnakula
"hello Mrembo"😁😁

Kama utazubutu kusema Samahani 😁

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:31 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi,
DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu
NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho
DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo….

NAKUA kaingia ndani kamkuta mkewe kalala kitandani kajifunika shuka gubigubi hadi kichwani. Kaenda kwenye kabati kufungua mlango , akamkuta rafiki yake wa miaka mingi yuko uchi ndani ya kabati
NAKUA: Aise unajua we fala sana, we rafiki yangu miaka yote hiyo halafu unamtisha mwanangu eti wewe jini, hebu toka huko nenda kwenu kacheze michezo hiyo na mwanao.

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Nimekuja kwa Rafiki angu kumtembelea kaacha maji jikon yeye kaenda kununua unga. Huku mm nikaongeza maji pale jikon. Kumbe yy aliweka maji saiz ya unga wake peke yke… Sasa hiv TUNAKUNYWA UJI hata hatuongeleshani. Kimbelembele changu kimeniponza.. 😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:51 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Jana niligombana na mke wng, Akaniambia nibebe kila kitu changu niondoke, Bas kiustaarabu tu nikachukua nguo zangu,mwishoni nikambeba na yeye nikamuweka begani nikaanza kuondoka nae

hua sipendagi ujinga, amesahau na yeye pia ni wangu

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:08 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart

BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»??

BOYFREND»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu

BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFREND»»do you lov me????

BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa

BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee????

BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)

👆👆👆👆👆😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄👆👆👆👆😄😄😄😄👆👆😄😄👆👆

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng'ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:25 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Hakuna siku mbaya maishan kuona mtu uliyesoma naye darasa moja, anakupita na private car,, afu we umeninginia kwenye daladala,,, tena ulikua unamzid akili 😂😂😂hapo Ndo utajua kwann gunia na dunia vinatofautiana neno moja

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:02 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

MADEM KWA SIFA..

kuumwa aumwe yeye lakn kujifanya anajali sana bas utamsikia BABY KARIBU TUMEZE DAWA 😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:06 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

MWALIMU kaingia darasani na kusema. "Wanaojijua wajinga wasimame".

MADENGE akasimama peke yake.

MWALIMU: Wewe ndio mjinga?

MADENGE: Hapana, ila nimeona umesimama peke yako nikaona usijisikie vibaya angalau tuwe wawili.

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Hakuna Kitu Kilikua Kinaniumizaga Kipindi Nipo Shuleni.

Time Mmetoka Kwenye Mitihani Wa Mathematics Halafu Mpo Kikundi Fulani Either Mnarudi Nyumbani Au Mnapumzika Kwa Ajili Ya Next Exam.

Unasikia Jamaa Wanabishana Pale Jibu Lilikua 4 Mwingine Anasema 5, Na Wewe Ulijaza 80.